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Pati Office Se Ek Phone Lagata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Socha Call Ker Loo Tum Mujhe Miss Ker Rahi Hogi?”
Patni: “15 Minute Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Thha?”
Pati: “Ohhh Madharchod ,Chinese Phone Phir Ghar Ka Number Lag Gaya“

Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din Patni Ko Chodne Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Praathna Karta Hai
Pati: “Hey Bhagwan Mein Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Manane Ja Raha Hoon Mujhe Exprience Dena”
Patni Apne Pati Ki Prathna Sunte Hi Boli.
Patni: “Suno Ji Aap Kewal Bhagwan Se Takt Mango Exprience Mere Paas Bahut Hai“

Boy Friend: “Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?”
Girl Friend: “Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Ja Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun”
Boy Friend: “You Notty, Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai.“

Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Bra Lene Jaata Hai
Budha: “Bra Dikhana Bhaisahab”
Salesman: “Size Kya Hoga?”
Budha: “Size Ka To Pata Nahi Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette“

Ek Fuke Hue Aashiq Ka Apni Girl Friend Ke SMS Na Aane Par Usko Likha Gaya Ek Message
Agar Mere Paas Teen Ankhe Hoti
To Main Ek Apne Lund Par Lagata
Aur Tumhari Gand Mein Daal Kar Dekhta
Ki Aisa Konsa Keeda Hai Jo Tumhe SMS Karne Se Rokta Hai
Ab Aap Bhi Ye Message Apne Un Dosto Ko Kar Sakte Hai Jo Aapko SMS Nahi Karte

Jaisa Ki Aap Pahle Pad Chuke Hai Ki Jab Ladka Aur Laki First Time Milte Hai To Unki Kya Thinking Hoti Hai
Isi Tarha Aaj Padte Hai Ki Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mai Kya Fark Hota Hai:
Girl: “Yaha Kya Kar Rhe Ho?”
Boy: “Yaha Kya Maa Chudwa Rha Hai?”
Girl: “Maine Aapko Kya Kaha?”
Boy: “Maine Kya Teri Gaand Maar Lee?”
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rhe Ho?”
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mai Aag Lagi Hai Kya?”
Girl: “Tum To Bewakuf Ho”
Boy: “Tu To Lodu Hai”
Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo”
Boy: “Gaand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke”
Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi”
Boy: “Aaj To Lode Lag Gye Bhosdi Ke.“

Ek Banda Bus Mein Safar Kar Raha Thha Aur Ciggerete Pee Raha Thha.
Conducter Bola: “No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta Kya?”
Man Replied: “Uske Side Mein ‘Always Wear Condome’ Ka Bhi Board Laga Hai, Vo Bhi Laga Ke Bethoo“

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar Raha Thha.
Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte Dekh Leti Hai.
Is Se Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.
Pappu: “Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.“

Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai
Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai
Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be“

Ek Bar Sachin Tendulkar Mallika Sherawat Se Sex Kar Raha Thha
Ek Dum Se Mallika Cheekh Kar Boli: “Tumhari Nunni (Lun) Par To Aids Likha Hai”
Sachin: “Are Poora Khada To Ho Lene De Uspar Addidas Likha Hai“

Ramdev Ji Ka Special Yoga, Tanaav Grast Logo Ke Liye
Kursi Pe Baithao, Aankhein Dheere Dheere Band Karo
Aur Bolo: “Maa Chudaye Duniya“

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Uttsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba WHATSAPP  Ji Ne Kaha Hai.
Jawani Mein Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.
Raat Ko Jab Neend Nahi Aati To Ladko Ke Hath Mein Lulli,
Aur Ladkiyo Ke Hath Mein Mulli Hoti Hai… Lage Rahi Bhakto

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari“

A Girl First Time Was Handling A Boy’s Dick.
After Some Time, Some Drops Came Out From Dick,
She Asked Wat Is That?
The Boy Said: Pagli Yeh Khushi Ke Aansoo Aa Rahe Hai.

Ek Baar 3 Amir Admiyo Ne Car Kharidi Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thee
1st: “Mere Bete Ko Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki Vo Mera Lund Pakad Ke Bolta Hai Papa Kon Sa Gear Daalu”
2nd: “Bas, Mere Bete Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki Vo Meri Biwi Ke Boobey Dabaa Kar Horn Bajaata Hai”
3rd: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Mere Bete Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki Saath Wali Ladki Ke Gaand Mein Lund Dal Ke Bolta Hai .. Didi Kitna Litre Petrol Daalu“

Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole???
A: Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???

Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”
Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau”
Madam: “Yes”
Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“

Ladki Ke Boobs Jitne Bade Honge, Uski Sunderta Utni Badti Hai,
Tabhi To Kabir Ji Ne Kaha:
“Chote Boobs Dekh Ke Diya Kabira Roye”
“Aise Boobs Kis Kaam Ke Jo Daba Sake Na Koye“