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Mashoor Shayar Chodumal Khan Saab (Baba Saxidas Ke Cousion) Ne Arj Kiya Hai Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai

Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai Meri Gaand Par Main Fida, Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida, Meri Gaand Par Main Fida, Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida. Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida, Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.

BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(A) LUND
(B) PAHLI CHUDAI
(C) JAWANi
3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao
(A) LAUDA
(B) HATHODA
(C) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
(A) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(B) KHET ME KHUDAI
(C) DOST KI VIDAI
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti
(C) RANDI KI CHOOT
(B) BIGDA HUA POOT
(A) AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(A) SOYA LUND
(B) AATI THUND
(A) Mutual FUND
3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai
(A) KUNWARI CHOOT
(B) DAKU KI LOOT
(C) ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi
(A) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(B) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(C) MERI YARI.

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki
Sex Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz
Karte Hai Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho, Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho, Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye, Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?

Baab chodumal  -‘Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?
BABA-‘Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,
Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.

AAJ KAL ASHARAM BABA KI KARTUTIEN:
Din me Hari Om,
Rat me Cond Om.
Din me Agrbatti,
Rat me Zabrdsti.
Din me Puja or Arti,
Rat me Vidya or Bharti.
Din me Swaha,
Rat me Aahaa…… bhai log naya aya hai .

Baba Saxidas Ke 2013 Ke Uttam
Quotes

1. Insaan Ka Lund Aur Sarkari Kaam
Hamesha Latakta Rehta Hai
2. Chut Aur Doodh Ke Fatne Par
Hamesha Aurat Chillati Hai
3. Nai Dulhan aur Nai Gadi Kisi Dost Ko Do To Thok Ke Hi Deta Hai
4. Nayi Chut Or Bhoot Kismat Walo
Ko Hi Dikhte Hai

5. Sex Or Tax Aadmi Ko Pagal Bana Dete Hai

According To A Survey By Chodumal khan saab:
Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50
Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun
Liya.
7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x
16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne
Puchha
Bhakt: ?Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya
Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti
Hai??

Baba Ji: ?Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan
Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji
Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein
Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur
Hota Hai?
Bhakt Hairani Se: ?Achhaaa, To
Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai??
Baba Muskurate Hue: ?Vo Kahna
Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling?..Dal Ling?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher.
Har Panty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai,
Ladki Ki Bra Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai,
Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki,
Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai.

Baba Saxidas Ne Chudakkad Logo Ke Liye Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules Bataye Hai
Pehli Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Dusri Baar Kabhi Milegi Nahi,
Dusri Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Pehle Kabhi Choda Hi Nahi.
Jo Bhakat Is Rule Ko Apnayenge Vo Sex Ka Bharpoor Ananad Uthayenge

Baba Saxidas Ka Kahna Hai Ki Callgirls Ke Bhi Hamari Tarha Apne Tayohar (Festivals) Hote Hai, Fark Bas Naam Ka Hota Hai
Jaisi Ki
Choot Chaudas ,,Lund Panchmi ,,Gaand Padwa,, Bhadwa Chauth,,  Bobe-Mas,, Kamavasya Fucker Sankranti,, Popat Pujjan

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya
Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,
Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,
Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,
Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya
Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua
Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

Baba Sexidas Ji Ke Purushon Ke Sukhi Jivan Ke Liye Paanch Sutar:
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Ghar Ka Kaam Kare, Khana Banaye Aur Kapde Dhoye.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Aapko Hansaye Aur Khush Rakhe.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jis Par Aap Vishvaas Kar Sake Aur Jo Apse Jhooth Na Bole.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho Jo – Aapko Pyar Kare Aur Sex Mein Har Tarha Ke Aanand Ka Anubhav Karaye.
Akhiri Aur Sabse Mehtavpurn Baat – Uprokt Charo Istriya Ek-Dusre Se Katai Parichit Na Ho.

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Apne College Ke Dino Ko Yad Karke Apne Friends Ko Sher Suna Rahe Thhe
Ek Din Milli Wo Hume Kuch Is Tarha Se,
Udasio Mein Basi Si, Jhuki Juki Nazar Se,
Maine Akhir Puch Hi Liya Udas Kyu Ho?
Juka Ke Palke, Chupa Ke Chehra
Hole Se Boli, “Periods Chal Rahe Hai“

Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ladkiyo Ko Tarakki Karte Dekha Aur Unpar Ek Sher Arz Kiya
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Mana Ki Ladko Se Kam Nahi,
Par Iska Baat Ka Yaaro Humein Koi Gum Nahi
Maana Ki Wo Kal Chand Par Bhi CHali Jayengi.
Par Dharti Par Aakar Choot To Humi Se Hi Marwayengi.

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Ne Apne Ek Friend Ki Tariff Mein Ek Sher Arz Kiya.
Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein,
Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein,
Himmat To Usme Hai Jo Bina Haddi Ke Aapki Chaddi Mein hai

Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Ek Ladki Gayi Aur Baba Se Boli
Ladki: “Is Duniya Ke Bare Mein Mere Mann Mein Sawal Hai”
Baba: “Pucho Bachha”
Ladki: “Agar Ladka Kai Ladkian Chode To Uska Talent Aur Ladki Kai Ladkoon Se Chude To Badchalan Kyoun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Kyonki Kai Tale Kholne Wali Chabhi Ko Master Key Kahte Hai Par Kai Chabhiyoon Se Khulne Wale Tale Ko Jhantu (Ghatiya) Tala Kahte Ha“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apne Ek Friend Ke Kafi Time Se Chalte Ishq Ko Dekh Us Se Pucha
Unn Ki Aankho Mein Bhi Kabhi Tumne Gor Se Dekha Hai Kya “Sameer”
Ya Sirf Sari Zindagi Mammo (Boobs) Ki Paimaish Karne Mein Hi Nikal Di.

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha
Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”
Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ka Mehfil Mein Arz Ek Sher, Jiska Matlab Kuch Aur Hi Banta Hai Real Life Mein
Wo Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi.
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye To Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon.

— Real Meaning Behind The Lines
Jab Lund Khada Tha Tab To Tu Aayi Nahi
Ab Tu Apni Maa Chuda Maine Muth Mar Li Hai

Baba Saxidas Bhakto Ko Gayan De Rahe Thhe Bole
“Bachho Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai Ye Aaj Main Batane Jaa Raha Hun”
Baniyan Mein Kapda Jayada Hota Hai Aur Weight Kam, Aur Bra Mein Kapda Kam Aur Weight Jayada Hota Hai“

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Kapil Ne Pucha
Kapil: “Baba Ji, Ladkiya Apne Honto Pe Red Lipstick Kyu Lagati Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Arrey Moorakh, This Is To Inform, Stop, This Is Not The Right Hole.“

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal Pucha
Aadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai”
Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:
Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan Gufa

Jahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate Hai
Aur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai.
Usko Choot Kahte Hai?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ka Mansoon Pe Likha Ek Sher Padosan Ke Liye
Aasmaan Pe Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai
Aaj Fir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunayi Hai
Dil Karta Hai Sudhar Jau Magar
Padosan Aaj Fir Bheeg Kar Aayi Hai

Chodumal Khan Saab Roj Apni Girlfriend Se Gareebi Ke Taane Sun Sun Ke Ek Sher Bole
Josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,
Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,
Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,
To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Farmate Hai
“Unhone Hamara Imtihaan Lene Ke Liye Kaha Ki Apni Jaan De Do”
Bas Phir Kya Tha
Hamne Bhi, Khushi-Khushi
Bol Diya
“Lund Lelo humara.

Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai
Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,
Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida,
Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida.
Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,
Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya.
Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,
Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah
Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,

Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gaand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.

Baba Saxidas Ki Ultimate Kaam Ki Baat
Zindagi Mein Bada Wohi Ban Paata Hai
Jise
Chunotiyo Aur Chutiyo Se Ek Saath Nipatanaa Aata Ho